This beats the 5 cent deposit on soda bottles...

I saw this on another site I visited - I think it's taken from the AP or Reuters, but don't quote me! Emphasis mine:

A man who says his former lover deceived him by getting pregnant using semen obtained through oral sex can sue for emotional distress - but not theft, an appeals court has ruled.

Dr. Richard O. Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a "calculated, profound personal betrayal" six years ago, but she says they had the baby through sexual intercourse.The Illinois Appeals Court said Wednesday that Phillips can press a claim for emotional distress after alleging Irons had used his sperm to have a baby, but agreed that however the baby was conceived, Irons didn't steal the sperm."She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."

Ok, so I'm a depraved and immoral person. I found this to be HILARIOUS! Returned upon request - BWaaaaahaaaaahaaaaa! Can you imagine this happening? I mean, what did she do - spit it into a turkey baster and get busy? Yikes!!