I've heard of compensation, but geez!

I was driving along, following my usual route from Peanut's daycare to home, when my eye was drawn to the bottom of the ginormous honkin' macho dually truck in front of me. At first, I though I was just a huge pervert, 'cause I kind of am. But then, I realized that it just had to be what my sick mind thought it was.

It was this.

I've heard of the male phenomenon of "Vehicular Compensation" before, but gee whiz! This elevates Vehicular Compensation to a whole new level.

What they won't think of next!