Book-a-Minute

This site is hilarious! Go check it out. Here's an example of the Condensed Works of Jane Austen:

Female Lead: I secretly love Male Lead. He must never know.
Male Lead: I secretly love Female Lead. She must never know.
(They find out.)
THE END

Seriously - it's good for a laugh. I loved Beowulf, Moby Dick, Jane Eyre, the Collected Work of Virginia Woolf and many others. The Ring Trilogy is also good.