Now I can bag Spike!

You scored as Buffy Summers. You are a very strong individual. You do, however, have some trouble admitting how you truly feel. You've experienced a lot during your life, but you more than manage. Always willing to help, you're a great friend. Buffy Summers 79% Dawn Summers 71% Spike 58% Anya 54% Willow Rosenberg 42% Xander Harris 42% Tara Maclay 38% Rupert Giles 33% Which Buffy The Vampire Slayer Character Are You Most Like!? created with QuizFarm.com

Well, ok. I always considered myself to be a Giles, but I suppose Buffy is acceptable.

I really miss Buffy. I've tried watching Firefly, the new Joss Whedon offering, and I find it a bit too eh for my taste. It tries to be what Star Trek was intended to be: a Western set in Space.

Give me my nice Spike back. I don't care if James Marsters isn't really British. He gives good accent! I want my Rupert Giles back too. Anthony Head is just too nummy, even if I couldn't stand his character in Manchild a few years back, and he is British. Alyson Hannigan, my dear sweet Willow Rosenberg, is in a new show this season. I don't think I'm going to watch it. I was quite attached to my sweet Willow (even through the whole Tara thing. It's not that Willow was a lesbian, 'cause frankly, I heart lesbians. It's that Tara was a supreme wuss and I couldn't stand her. Kennedy made a much better lover for Willow - she kicked ass and took names! but I digress.) and I don't think I could see her in another role. Dawn I could do without. Xander, dear puppy dog, I will miss forever.

C'mon Joss. I don't want to suffer through any more moronic twaddle from the networks.

Give us a spinoff.

Please?