Vulgarity ahead

I got to see one of my friends today that I haven't seen in ages - she's like a little sister. We got to talking about my recent weight loss and I told her about my surgery. I had to tell her, though, the most, er, interesting revelations I've had about my body.

See, Aunt Flo visited me right after surgery. A month later, when she made her next visit, I was 35 pounds smaller. As I put the pad in my underpants and pulled them up, I noticed that there seemed to be a lot more pad than usual. Then I made the connection.

Damn! My twat shrank!