I've been cheating...
I had to make a very uncomfortable phone call yesterday afternoon. I called my husband to tell him that I've been cheating with an old friend, who will be identified here as D.
See, it's been a while for me. I was fine with the lack, but then yesterday, there was D. I was there, D. was there, and the next thing you know, I had D. in my mouth, glorying in the taste and texture. D. was so sweet, that I couldn't stop, and I swallowed him all. I'm not sorry. I'd do it again. I may do it again tomorrow - you just never know.
The WCM wasn't too upset, stating that he, too, loves D. and wouldn't mind breaking off a piece of that himself. However, being a man, he has more restraint. The mind boggled at his attitude, but when he came home, the WCM proceeded to tease me unmercifully about my slip with D.
Oh, Donut. I could never stop loving you.
See, it's been a while for me. I was fine with the lack, but then yesterday, there was D. I was there, D. was there, and the next thing you know, I had D. in my mouth, glorying in the taste and texture. D. was so sweet, that I couldn't stop, and I swallowed him all. I'm not sorry. I'd do it again. I may do it again tomorrow - you just never know.
The WCM wasn't too upset, stating that he, too, loves D. and wouldn't mind breaking off a piece of that himself. However, being a man, he has more restraint. The mind boggled at his attitude, but when he came home, the WCM proceeded to tease me unmercifully about my slip with D.
Oh, Donut. I could never stop loving you.
Labels: nonsense, peevish, South Beach
1 Comments:
ROFL!!! (Both of you!)
I prefer to keep my trysts with D secret. I throw away all evidence from the car if at all possible. It's just easier for my husband if he doesn't know.
By Anonymous, At 11:48 AM
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