Murphy, parte deux

Spring Break is in full force, and I have a cold. Nose alternately runny and stuffy, head the size of Nebraska throbbing like a large throbbing thing, dry mouth and halitosis from not breathing through very unreliable nose, and post-nasal drip the likes of which you've never experienced.

Why does my life suck? Who the hell does this Murphy guy think he is? Damned Irishman.