Mother of the Year
"C'mon lady! You don't have a stop sign for crying out loud. Just go!"
"Who are you calling "lady," Mommy?"
"The silly woman in front of me who's stopped where there isn't a stop sign. I don't think she's very smart."
"Yeah, she's a dumbass, isn't she Mommy?"
(hangs head in chagrin...)
"Who are you calling "lady," Mommy?"
"The silly woman in front of me who's stopped where there isn't a stop sign. I don't think she's very smart."
"Yeah, she's a dumbass, isn't she Mommy?"
(hangs head in chagrin...)
posted by Peevish McSnark at
6:17 PM
7 Comments:
Bwahahaha!
Of course, you have to act all serious when she says something like that, but all you want to do is laugh.
Some people's kids, huh? :-D
By
Anonymous, At
6:31 PM
Infant road rage is to be encouraged.
It would give the car jackers something to think about.
By
garfer, At
6:50 PM
Doncha hate it when your words fly out of your child's mouth at alarming speeds...
It let's me(personally) know what a screw up I am.
By
M, At
11:37 PM
Oh, I was crying on the inside! From laughter and shame, in equal parts.
And hey, I don't have to shoulder the blame for that one - I have an equally culpable husband.
By
Peevish McSnark, At
12:31 AM
I always blame those on their grandparents. Or their cousins. Or their uncles. But never on me. ;-)
By
Tuna Girl, At
12:53 AM
Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket! Blame it on the GRANDPARENTS! That sounds good. ;-)
By
M, At
4:37 PM
sorry its been so longs since I came to visit. This story is hilarious :-)
I try so hard to control my mouth around the kids but often am reminded that I'm a failure when they come out with zingers like that!
By
Kyahgirl, At
4:28 PM
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home