Update
Clearance for surgery - check
Childcare arranged - check
Bag packed - check
days to go - 4
freaking out - in progress...
I can only relate this to childbirth, as it's the only other major medical event I've experienced:
There was lots of fun had, which got me in this state - conception
There have been months of work, planning, and preparation for this event, while getting fatter and fatter - gestation
There have been myriad invasive medical tests and procedures - the many doctor visits
There will be a short, painful stay in the hospital, where I will enjoy lots of pharmaceutical pain relief while I am relieved of my burden - childbirth
There will be an acclimation period, where the small new being will only consume liquids and soft foods and will require constant care and monitoring - infancy
So, 'scuse me while I break out my blankie and teddy bear, while I freak out for 4 more days.
Childcare arranged - check
Bag packed - check
days to go - 4
freaking out - in progress...
I can only relate this to childbirth, as it's the only other major medical event I've experienced:
There was lots of fun had, which got me in this state - conception
There have been months of work, planning, and preparation for this event, while getting fatter and fatter - gestation
There have been myriad invasive medical tests and procedures - the many doctor visits
There will be a short, painful stay in the hospital, where I will enjoy lots of pharmaceutical pain relief while I am relieved of my burden - childbirth
There will be an acclimation period, where the small new being will only consume liquids and soft foods and will require constant care and monitoring - infancy
So, 'scuse me while I break out my blankie and teddy bear, while I freak out for 4 more days.
7 Comments:
Holy cow woman... what's going on? I'll be sending you good vibes for a quick recovery.
By pissoff, At 12:24 AM
go bronwen go! go bronwen go! go bronwen go!
By portuguesa nova, At 7:05 AM
*sits quietly, doing the wave* ;)
By Stacy The Peanut Queen, At 9:22 AM
*faints*
Childbirth? I don't know what you wimmin whine about. Kidney stones are much worse.
Childbirths just like having a big poo.
By Anonymous, At 6:41 PM
Spoken just like a man, Piggy...
Although I have heard that the pain of kidney stones is comparable to childbirth.
Thanks for the well-wishes, guys!
By Peevish McSnark, At 7:53 PM
What did I miss? Yikes! Best wishes Bronwen :-)
By Kyahgirl, At 11:16 AM
Having been on the passing end of kidney stones, I don't think I'd like to go through childbirth.
Same pain, different place I suppose.
*winces*
By Anonymous, At 2:55 PM
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