Wouldn't you know it?

I went back to the mall today to get that brown jacket from yesterday, and some bitch had already walked off with it? The nerve! That was my jacket, goddammit!

So, you know, I had to go shopping for a replacement, as I had made the commitment to buy a brown jacket. I found one at a store which I had previously scoffed at, saying they sold "Barbie clothes."

Hee hee! I can wear Barbie clothes!