Disclaimer

I feel as though, at this point, I should put up a disclaimer for those that know me In Real Life, and may be worried.

I have been indulging in a bit of creative writing recently, pulling some scenarios out of my ass from my imagination and embellishing them. As I am somewhat prone to hyperbole naturally, these scenarios are fraught with emotion and tension. Lucky for me, that's what I intended.

Do not worry about me. This is not my life. I am fine.

If you're really worried, call me. We'll chat.