Bad Grammer makes me [sic]

Yes, the misspelling was intentional.

I saw this on a T-shirt and had to quote it, as it seems to be a recurring theme in my life.

Why is it that people cannot seem to spell the word "lose?" It seems that every time I visit a certain Weight Loss Surgery support board, somebody is misspelling this very simple word. Here's an example:

"I want to loose 100 pounds."

No, you don't want to loose them. You want to lose them. Your pants get loose when you lose weight. It's not a hard concept, this spelling thing.

Also, there, they're, and their. To quote one of my favorite cartoon characters, "AAAAAUUUUGHHH!" I learned to differentiate between these three words in third grade. Gettensie ein grip, folks. "Where are the children? They're over there, with their friends."

Oh, wedgie update - I lasted the night, but haven't tried again. It was traumatic.