Wedgie!!

I'm currently fighting to keep a wedgie.

Yes, you read that right - keep a wedgie.

You see, I'm trying to build up a tolerance to wearing thongs. I detest a Visible Panty Line, yet cannot tolerate the feeling of cloth wedged betwixt my buttocks. Mistakenly, when I was last purchasing undergarments, I picked up three pairs of lacy brazilian-cut boyshorts. They are ridiculously sexy - if buttocks are your thing, and they are NOT the WCM's thing unfortunately - as well as ridiculously uncomfortable.

Yet, I persevere. I want to wear them, but am just not sure that I'm cut out to sport this fashion.

It's been 39 minutes since I put them on. If you pray, pray for my ass.