Listen, bitches...

Welcome, welcome, welcome all you lovely people to Rag Week here at Peevish Place! Not only do you get your normal dose of peevishness, you get a double dose of irritability combined with stunningly attractive bloating. Included in this deal are tension headaches, fluid retention, and abdominal cramps - all at no extra charge!

During this week's special offer, we've thrown in Constipation as an added bonus. Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, we're offering you a gift with purchase - uterine shedding that only Moses could part! The purchase? Extra-absorbent tampons and overnight pads!

You can't afford it you say? Tosh! It comes free with every set of female reproductive organs!

No female reproductive organs you say?

Lucky fucking cunt, say I. Fuck back off to wherever you came from, because Rag Week here at Peevish Place is living goddamn hell.

Don't like it?

Fucking bite me.