Meme

Answer the questions using just three words.

1. Where is your cell phone?
plugged in, charging

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?:
Husband: pity me

3. Your hair?:
Short and spiky

4. Where is your father?
at his house

5. Cheesecake?
Where's my fork?

6. Your favorite thing to do?
alone or not?

7. Your dream last night?
Really can't remember

8. Your favorite drink?
Starbucks Caffe Mocha

9. Your dream car?
awesome gas mileage!!!

10. The room you're in?
Family television room

11. George W. Bush?
Bye bye, now!

12. Your fears?
death of family

13. Nipple rings?
No fucking way

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
Peanut and WCM

15. What you're not good at?
Enforcing Self-Discipline

16. Your best friends?
Intelligent, witty, talented

17. One of your wish list items?
Trip to England

18. Where did you grow up?:
Here, Small State

19. The last thing you did?:
Changed the Channel

20. What are you wearing?
Pajamas, panties, socks

21. Tattoo on the lower back?:
not now, thanks

22. Ketchup?
my daughter's vegetable

23. Your computer?
hand me down

24. Your life?
mostly pretty good

25. Your mood?
Good, occasionally peevish

26. Missing?
My maternal grandmother

27. What are you thinking about right now?
eating a cookie

28. Your car?
piece of crap

29. Your work?
Validation, at last!

30. Your summer?
Travel and work

31. Your relationship status?
married, seemingly forever

32. Your favorite color(s):
Emerald, Amethyst, Ruby

33. Last time you laughed?
nattering with Rona

34. Last time you cried?
late last night

35. High school?
frustrating, stifling, misunderstood

36. This quiz:
Amusing time-waster

Thanks to my friend Mel for this one!