Next in the Best. Ever. Series.

Presenting the Best. Student. Comment. Ever.

So today, my students were all working on a vocabulary project in class. They were all productive and chatting quietly among themselves while they completed their projects. I was so pleased with them, as I circulated around the classroom, that I wasn't entirely paying attention to their conversations.

I was hovering near two of my young men when one of them, a Senior, à propos of nothing, turns to the other, a Junior, and said "You know what would really suck? If someone kidnapped you, glued your dick to your ballsack, and made you watch porn!"

Inappropriate? Definitely.
Offensive? Possibly.
Freakin' Hilarious? Abso-fucking-lutely.